'OA Once Again' Again!

Continuing where I left on the last OA post, we went to Tasik Bera after the 1st kampung. Sharma and Adrian created a new unit measurement for lame.... and credit goes to me for giving them the inspiration. Anyway, we went to Tasik Bera and sat on a motorboat seeing the lake. The dude driving the boat was a bit panicky because according to him, too many already on the boat and kept telling us not to move. As a result, we became like ghost statues, only moving our eyes. After the sight-seeing, we went to swim! It was really fun doing a lot of crazy stuff and Aaron was really scared that he might drowned, don't think he knows how to swim.

After the dip, we washed up and went to the other kampung at 7 or so. Shu Lynn was making a joke introducing Sharma something like:

"Abang ini kan, pada waktu malam, tak boleh nampak dia punya."

Sharma replied:

"They also black wei... racist against the whole kampung izzit?"

It was a good thing Shu Lynn didn't use it because they were in fact darker than Sharma. So the joke was dropped and we went to makan! Had to use hands and I wasn't really used to it. Aaron, on the other hand, was moving his hand so fast I felt slower than a snail. But fortunately, I wasn't the last so maybe I'm quite good at eating hands.... with hands.

We went to the church building, waited for the kids to come. I notice this particular kid who was about 7. Asked him for directions to the toilet (we have a toilet!), when I asked for his age, he said 1. Looking at his size, it was a bit unbelievable for him to be 1. Found out later he got mixed up between 'Tahun apa' and 'Umur apa'.

The songleading went smoothly and Sharma's game was rather interesting. We went on with our sketch and I must say, we did better this time, having a sword made out of newspaper instead of a tukul. It was a good thing that when Adrian asked what David used to chop off Goliath's head, they didn't answer 'surat khabar!'

After that, we distributed toys to them and played with them a bit. The toys were kinda fascinating and there was this particular toy that I wished I could bring back. Don't know how to explain the toy, but then Adrian could do very well in it. The main objective is for the 2 round things to hit one another. Something like that. Only Physics students can do according to Adrian, so accountants,management students, lawyers and others, don't bother trying.

I think Hwei explained what we did next after that so I shall not elaborate further. Just wanted to point out that I was touched by Shu Lynn's testimonial. Sharing so much about oneself and finishing it, she really deserved credit for it. Adrian's testimonial was also good, really showed a big change in his life. So good job guys! So, that's about all, wanna read more go check Mau's blog, Hwei's or MGC blog (MGC goes hi-tech!).

The Tag

I'm so honoured to be tag.... I've never been tag before, so thank you very much for tagging me!! BAH, don't think I'll be enjoying this.

1. Who is gaLchenlinganchenli to you?
Hmm... someone I do not know and therefore, she's just a friend of friend of mine.

2. Do you like Yen Mei?
Goshies.... this is a tough one. Well, yeah? I like those who love me.


3. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
England, Heaven.

4. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
Be a footballer for Manchester United.

5. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
I'm a democratic dude... so yeah, I believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain.

6. What are you afraid of losing the most now?
My bed! No bed, no sleep and I'm going to sleep soon!

7. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Donate to Barnabas fund, ball for the church and a long ladder to help take down the (football) balls that ended up on the roof.

8. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Underage.

9. List out 3 weird points of the person who tagged you.
Sighs after laughing, loves the toilet, thinks according to condition of the hair.

10. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Christian, can cook good food and won't scold me for watching too much football!

11. What annoys you the most?
A certain dude in GBS.

12. Which do you prefer from your other half? hug? or kiss?
Hug?

13. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
They point out to me in a nice nice way! Wouldn't want to go on the wrong path the whole time, but also don't want a big elephant to ram me to the right path, just a caring friend.

14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Spiritual walk with God, family, church friends, friends.

15. Are you a shopaholic or not?
What is shopaholic? Sorry, don't understand shopping terms.

16. What kind of electronic device/gadget you own that you like most?
My PS2!

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
To be more sensitive and not get overboard joking around.

18. What makes you feel disappointed?
MU losing, having that image that God or family being disappointed with me.

19. If given a chance, do you want to see your future?
Geez.... Not really. It would be like meeting your future brother-in-law, sister-in-law and wife in the present... Awkward much?

20. What does your friends label you as?
The dude with mangkuk-hairstyle, funny, lame, dude with Beatles hairstyle.

OA Once Again!

Mind you OA does not mean Once Again but rather Orang Asli! It's the 4th trip I've been to so I'm one of the more experienced ones there, knowing what to expect and expecting the worst. Here's a list of those who went:

Adrian - 1st time

Sharma - 1st time

Aaron - 1st time too I think.

Me - 4th time.

Big sis - 3rd time.

2nd sis - 3rd time.

Shu Lynn - 1st time.

Unc Rod - Plenty of times!

I think those who went before knows what it feels like walking in the jungle, sleeping on those bamboo stuff that ineffectively massages your back painfully, etc, etc. The 1st timers probably didn't expect these and the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and plenty timers kinda scared them by saying these stuff.

Anyway, the starting of the journey was a bit messy. We had a lot of stuff to bring and we used up every space available to put the bags and gifts for the kids. The best part was, we were so glad that we managed to squeeze everything inside Unc Rod's Unser that we completely forgot about the props for the Sunday School! To top it up, we left at 8.30, 30 minutes later than planned.

It was 2 hours into the journey that we realised the props weren't with us. We went to Tesco's enemy, Econsave to buy impromptu props like toy hammers as Goliath's swords, ping pong balls for David's pebbles. The girls AND Adrian went to buy Card boards for the memory verses thingy. Unc R and Aaron went to buy biscuits and drinks to have fellowship with the kampung kids later on.

We continued our ride and after meeting Unc Charles, we went into this very very white van that doesn't look dirty at all. Everyone present in the car agrees that he drives like Kimi Raikkonen himself, moving so fast that everything just flashed past us. The condition of the roads was very very bad and there were a lot of holes but we miraculously managed to pull through the trip!

Once we reached there, we went into the room where the kids were waiting and sitting down so QUIETLY and NICELY that we did not have to chase them around asking them to sit down unlike some other poor youths ;) . Anyway, I accompanied Shu Lynn in her song leading while Unc R played the guitar. The singing session was done quite good and we introduced ourselves as:

Shu Lynn: Kakak Lynn. (nickname: Shulynni or something)

Me: Shaun but they call me Saun. (nickname: Already have one)

Big Sis: Kakak Susu. (nickname: Shueni)

2nd sis: Kakak Hwei. (nickname: Say Tse and Hwei fast fast and you get 'Suey' = Malang)

Sharma: Abang Sharm. (nickname: Sharmani or Armani)

Adrian: Abang Mau. (nickname: Mawi!)

Aaron: Abang Aaron. (nickname: Aaroni)

Unc R: Pak Cik Rodney. (nickname: Don't have)

We taught the kids how to make hats and did the sketch. It was done faster than expected and the kids weren't as responsive as we had hoped. Anyway, the acting was a bit weird but then we managed to pull through. Remember that the props were toy hammer as Goliath's sword and ping pong balls as David's pebbles. 2nd sis explained the story and she asked 3 questions:

1. Siapakah orang yang melakonkan Goliat? (Goliat is Goliath in Malay)

2. Apakah yang digunakan oleh Daud untuk bunuh Goliat? (Daud is David in Malay)

3. Apakah yang digunakan oleh Daud untuk pancung kepala Goliat?

Right answer should be:

1. Sharma.

2. Batu.

3. Pedang.

They answered:

1. Goliat! Goliat!

2. Bom!

3. Tukul.

We were laughing when we heard the answers! We as actors failed to the lowest point wei!! Anyway, after explaining to them, we went on to the memory verses. The technique was very interesting and though it was a big long for kids, some of them managed to recite all of it and credit goes to them! We couldn't hang around for this kampung because we had another one so after finishing the class, we packed our stuff, talked a bit and left for our next destination. Will talk more about it next time, or not the readers would be sleeping by now. Pictures will also be up for the next post!

Updates

It's been a week after that thing...... I still can't believe it.

The Cute Guy with Mangkuk Hair

-Geez... I think I speak for everyone when I say it was a crazy Wednesday. As all of you have known, my self-hired-architect-sister went to apply me for Flirty@10.30. I was like NOOOOO!!!! and she asked me to relax because the description was too short to be even looked at. Hmm, I beg to differ. People tend to look at descriptions that are shorter so that they don't have to read so much. We are Malaysians after all.

Anyway, the application thing was soon forgotten that day because of my debate things. In case you wanna know, I got second but that doesn't seem to really matter because of The Big Thing right? Continuing, I got back telling my sis-who-might-want-to-become-a-flirty-consultant-now about the mistakes I made in debate and stuff. Unknowingly, I had two phone calls from this KL number. I was like, "What the?" and the-great-sis was jokingly (yes, she can joke) claiming that it was The Big Thing.

I went to check the website and the number was almost identical, but not the same. So, I was telling her that it wasn't The Big Thing. As soon as I said that, the number called again and I picked it up. It went like this:

Me: Hello?

??: Is this Lim Tse Shaun?

Me: Err... ya.

??: This is Jules and Prem from Flyfm and you are chosen for the Flirty@10.30!

Me: (Geez...of all days to be 'lucky') Err...wait a while.

I hung up immediately. That seemed the most logical thing to do at that time. Imagine two DJ's that you listen to on the radio every time calling you. I used the limited time I had to tell the-now-laughing-sis about the whole thing and she screamed in laughter.... literally. I felt a few of glass crack but it was not important. The important thing was the reply. The-great-sis-who-broke-a-few-glasses encouraged me to play along. They soon called again:

JNP: Hello Shaun?

Me: Err...ya.

JNP: Is this Shaun?

Me: This is me (grammar pun hancur).

JNP: Eh, why you hang up just now?

Me: Oooh... Sorry sorry. I was too excited.

JNP: Wah, like this wan ar?

They soon requested to call my house because the line wasn't that good. Architect and Ken was already laughing from ear to ear.... not smiling, laughing. After 5 seconds, the house phone rang and I went to my room to pick it up.

JNP: Hello, may I speak to Shaun please? (Shouldn't it be we instead of I?)

Me: Ya, this is me.

JNP: Listen, we received you application about this girl Michelle that you like. Care sharing with us about her?

Me: Well, I met her in church, known her for 7 years.

JNP: Are you close with her?

Me: Err.... ya quite close gua.

JNP: How close? You talk to her everyday? Call her and go out with her and stuff?

Geez.... Never did any of those. Reasons:

1. She doesn't have a hand phone (She's only 7 for goodiness sake!).

2. I'll get slapped by my parents and Unc Tony if I asked her out!

3. The only time I talk to her is on Sunday because that's the ONLY time I meet her.

Me: Not really, just meet in church then talk to her loh.

They were stunned after that reply. It's like not even close leh!

JNP: Err.... that's all ar?

Me: Yup.

JNP: Okay, describe about yourself. Your appearance, height, fashion and stuff.

Me: Well, I have eyes, don't wear glasses, don't really go for fashion actually.

Prem: So you don't wear any clothes?

Me: NONO!

Jules: Aiyo, stop disturbing this poor guy already la!

JNP: Anything else about yourself?

Me: (It was difficult to describe myself.... I mean, what else wanna talk about? I'm in The Better School?) I'm cute!

JNP: (Stunned for a moment)... HAHAHHA, other than that? Come on, maybe got other guys who are cute also. Talk bout your appearance, your hair....

Me: (Thought about the hair) I have mangkuk hair?

Both of them were laughing really hard already and told me Q and A was over. Wanted to get Michelle's number but I dunno wanna give who's. The-still-laughing-sis also take my hand phone somewhere. I had to cover up, and this was the best:

Me: Can I call you back later? Phone not with me now?

JNP: Why, what's wrong?

Me: Oh well, my sis took my phone.

JNP: Ooh... can you go and get it from here now?

Me: Err.. Nope. I'll call you back later, can?

JNP: It's okay, we'll wait. Go get your sis.

Me: Cannot la. Later I call la.

JNP: Why your sis take your hand phone?

Me: Don't know. I think she's excited.

JNP: Wah, like that also excited?

Me: Our whole family gets excited easily!

JNP: How big is your house anyway? Like playboy mansion? (They were laughing already, like kinda proud of the joke)

Me: Nah... Bigger.

JNP: (Clearly not expecting that one coming) Hahaha... Good one! We'll call you back later!

Just as they hung up, the-great-sis came back.

She updated me about what to say and who's number to give:

Chen Li.

The name shocked me. It was like horror to my ears. I'm going to ask her out on a date? Chen Li, let's be nuns together!

After a few minutes:

Prem: Hello, ini Pizza Hut!

Me: Oh, hello!

Prem: Kau ada order pizza kan?

Me: Tak ada.

Prem: Apa address kamu?

Me: Tak tau woh.

(Says my house address perfectly)

Me: Sudah tau kenapa tanya lagi ar?

Prem: Haha... Kau nak berapa pizza?

Me: 3 cukup. (Was thinking of my family... the usual amount that we consume)

Prem: Boleh, nak pizza apa?

Me: Ooh, Hawaiian.

Prem: Maaf, sini Malaysia bukan Hawaii.

Me: Macam tu saya tak mau lagi lah.

Prem: (Loss of words) You know who I am already right?

Me: Ya, of course.

It feels like a proud thing to be able to talk to DJ's and make them don't know what to say!

Gave the number and then called Chen Li. Then all those stuff happen. Go to Chen's for more details about their conversation with her. By the way, her line that prompted me to come out and ask her on a date really killed me.

Well, that's about all. It's shocking that such a long conversation became a 5-minute thing. My friends bombarded me with messages saying things like, "OMGosh!! It's true!" and "Shaun, you're so brave!". Again, it's the architect's idea all along. It feels like I'm Phua Chu Beng, being 'ordered' around in a funny way. Guess my sisters aren't that dull anyway (I'm gonna get slaughtered by them if they read this).

When I went to school, friends who heard The Big Thing waved and shouted at me, "Hey, Mangkuk Hairstyle!" Any 'cool' image confirm evaporated after the 'Mangkuk' thing.... and to think the whole country heard that! Anyway, like Chen said, it really was a lifetime experience. Feels weird listening to yourself on the radio. So.... 'Gotcha Call' anyone?