How a haircut can change it all

This happened last week on Sunday. Hwei and the others were having youth meeting and Shuen was playing the piano while I was trying to give ideas. Anyway, decided to go and cut hair along with Ken and Sis 1. So we went and mom recommended the place where Sis 2 dunno did what with her hair. At 1st when we arrived at the saloon called Coral Unisex, Sis 1 wasn't convinced and after a few minutes upon entering, she ask me to check whether got other saloons or not. So I went and find, and soon strayed away to see a Ferrari but soon came back and confirmed that this was the only saloon loh.

Then, Sis 1 had to go back because scared wait Sis 2 finish the meeting and we kinda had to fetch Unc Rod back also. She left with me Ken and her handphone. Not only that, she gave a very very very difficult task to do, that is to tell the hair cutter to trim my hair(never done before) and to cut Ken's hair normal...Very difficult wan okay??? She soon left and after waiting a few minutes was our turn oledi loh.. The lady cutting Ken's hair said that his stomach very big and he should consider dieting,wahahahaha. I told the lady cutting my hair wan to trim and Ken's wan normal. Then conversation went like this(It was in chinese all the way).

S: Can trim my hair and then he cut normal?

HC: Can, but once cut d, you must use gel wan you know? Or not wait very ugly wan.

S: Har!!!Really ar?(never see gel or use gel or touch the bottle before leh)

HC: Ya, wanna cut or not? Cut already then I teach you how to put gel then wait all your
girlfriends say you handsome.

S: Har, izzit ar... Okay gua....

This was where I really hope Sis 1 and Sis 2 were here wei. Ken was sitting on the chair happily some more, don't think he knew the HC was talking to me also. But somehow I took the brave step forward and say okay loh. Then when cutting the HC started another conversation.

HC:Your parents speak to you in English izzit?

S: Errr..ya.

HC: You know how I know? Because just now speak to you hor, your Mandarin very bad.
Cannot like that you know, must learn so that next time people scold you in chinese then
you understand.

PS: I thought she say must learn Mandarin cuz I'm a chinese and should learn.

S: Haha...okok.

HC: In school got people say you handsome?

S: Nope.

HC: Got people say you ugly?

S: Nope.

HC: Like that means they bluffing you la. Your original hair like karipap, but after I cut then
your girlfriends surely say you handsome wan.

PS: WAH so straightforward wan ar!

When she finally cut my hair and was teaching me how to put gel, sisters came. Then, HC reassured me that it'll be nice and when I went to sis, their comment was like totally true hor!!

Wah Shaun!! You look so handsome now!!Look like
Wang Lee Hom!
-Lim Tse Shuen-

Ya, ya!! Finally you become handsome already!!
- Lim Tse Hwei-

Hahahahaa, Kor kor put gel!
- Lim Tse Ken-



Hehe, not bad hor, it's totally different from my "karipap" hairstyle la, but I'm still not using gel so do regret for not being able to see my new hairstyle la.. No gel also quite nice wan leh.

To prove that I'm really handsome,wahahahhaha, I gave Sis 2 a riddle.

Saya handsome,
Saya pandai,
Saya Form 3,
Saya Christian,

Apakah Saya?

Believe it or not, she answered Shaun la of course!!